Under20 League Line-up

Ok. So i was bored. Instead of doing my assignments, im shitting on this blog. HOW STUPID.
But, so we get on with the story. The Under20 League is soon coming to our driveways, and ROUGHLY this will be the list of players by numbers.

1 - Marcus [our keeper. the guy with the girls. and the one-eyed monster. jiayou lah]
2 - Mark/Danny - [I dont know which lah. Both also pink, and gay.]
3 - Mark/Danny - [Mark's this type of guy, and Danny's the other type of guy. Both also gay. Both also pink. They're the new Darren and Wesley]
4 - Andy - [Our year1 but a senior in polo. The guy with the kuku smile and killer abs. totally. I AM NOT GAY.]
5 - Tillyson - [Ah. Captain. Eh please do not be distracted by girls ok. Nono, GIRL in particular]
6 - Brandon - [This one ah. I dont know leh. He got this Muscleman walk. LOL]
7 - Darren - [WHO ELSE BUT DEAR SHORT FART.]
8 - Hanrong - [Well he SHOULD be inside lah. Our grandfather. Heh.]
9 - Wesley - [The guy with the absolutely long angmoh name. Or cucumber for short.]
10 - Dinie - [Eh WTF. ITS ME. I'll just stay at the sidelines. Tsunamis do happen in pools. Beware.]
11 - Bryan - [Aiyorh. My tsunami partner in crime lah. WAHAHAHA.]
12 - Tommy - [Mr.Coconut himself. Look when he uses his swim cap. You'll laugh till you pee.]
13 - Leisher - [The little brother got scratched. Next time i supply you dick guards. Like american football one. Protect those nuts brother.]

So till next time. Adios amigos. And PLEASE do not take this to heart. It's jsut part of the fun. We'll dedicate one post for Weijie soon. He's 21 and Assistant Coach to boot it up. WOoo!